All Time Famous Will Rogers Quotes

Will Rogers (1879-1935) was a versatile American entertainer, humorist, and social commentator. Born in Indian Territory (now Oklahoma), he started in Wild West shows and vaudeville, later gaining fame as a radio personality, film actor, and newspaper columnist. Known for his wit, Rogers is remembered for the quote “I never met a man I didn’t like.” Beyond his entertainment career, he was an astute observer of politics and social issues, using his platform to share insightful and humorous commentary. Tragically, he died in a plane crash on August 15, 1935. Despite his untimely death, Rogers left a lasting legacy, remembered as a beloved figure in American culture for his humor, wisdom, and unique perspective.

Will Rogers Quotes

1. “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
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2. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”
— Will Rogers

3. “You never get a second chance to make a first impression.”
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4. “Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.”
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5. “Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.”
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6. “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
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7. “A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.”
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8. “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
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9. “A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.”
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10. “If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.”
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11. “The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If it’s not going to go up, don’t buy it!”
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12. “Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they’re not making any more.”
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13. “Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”
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14. “Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.”
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15. “A successful outcome shows what hard work, perseverance and taking advantage of your opportunities will do for you.”
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16. “It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.”
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17. “Lead your life so you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. ”
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18. “Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.”
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19. “Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity’s door if you ardently wish to enter.”
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20. “If you don’t like the weather in Oklahoma, wait a minute and it’ll change.”
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21. “If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.”
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22. “Don’t wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.”
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23. “A stranger is just a friend I haven’t met yet.”
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24. “I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.”
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25. “Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.”
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26. “There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”
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27. “There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.”
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28. “America is a land of opportunity and don’t ever forget it.”
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29. “Just because it’s common sense, doesn’t mean it’s common practice.”
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30. “Don’t wait to buy land, buy land and wait.”
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31. “I’m not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.”
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32. “Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.”
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33. “Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.”
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34. “The best way out of a difficulty is through it.”
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35. “The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.”
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36. “People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.”
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37. “It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it’s the return of my investment.”
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38. “Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
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39. “Never miss a chance to shut up.”
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40. “In time of crisis people want to know that you care, more than they care what you know.”
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41. “When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.”
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42. “What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.”
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43. “You know you’ve got to exercise your brain just like your muscles.”
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44. “Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.”
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45. “Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.”
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46. “Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.”
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47. “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”
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48. “Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.”
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49. “We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.”
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50. “Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.”
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51. “I am always going to do my best, no matter where I am.”
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52. “With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time they make a law it’s a joke.”
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53. “We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.”
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54. “What’s considered enough money? Just a little bit more.”
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55. “There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.”
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56. “The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back.”
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57. “When you’re through learning, you’re through.”
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58. “Always drink upstream from the herd.”
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59. “Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.”
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60. “Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.”
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61. “I never met a man that I didn’t like.”
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62. “People should be more concerned with the return of their principal than the return on their principal.”
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63. “You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.”
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64. “Things will get better – despite our efforts to improve them.”
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65. “If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.”
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66. “Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.”
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67. “It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.”
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68. “The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.”
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69. “I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.”
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70. “We have the best Congress that money can buy.”
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71. “An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.”
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72. “If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
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73. “Common sense ain’t common.”
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74. “Lord, let me live until I die.”
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75. “There is not a man in the country that can’t make a living for himself and family. But he can’t make a living for them and his government, too, the way his government is living. What the government has got to do is live as cheap as the people.”
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76. “Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.”
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77. “A king can stand people’s fighting but he can’t last long if people start thinking.”
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78. “We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.”
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79. “When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.”
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80. “You can’t legislate intelligence and common sense into people.”
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81. “There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking.”
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82. “There is one rule that works in every calamity. Be it pestilence, war, or famine, the rich get richer and poor get poorer. The poor even help arrange it.”
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83. “You can’t fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn’t necessary.”
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84. “You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.”
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85. “If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.”
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86. “Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.”
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87. “Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”
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88. “The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.”
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89. “I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.”
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90. “There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.”
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91. “I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
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92. “People learn more from observation that they do from conversation.”
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93. “Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office.”
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94. “All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.”
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95. “The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.”
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96. “People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.”
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97. “You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.”
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98. “Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.”
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99. “We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things.”
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100. “Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.”
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101. “The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President.”
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102. “The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.”
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103. “If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.”
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104. “The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’”
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105. “It’s great to be great, but its greater to be human.”
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106. “Show me a healthy community with a healthy economy and I will show you a community that has its green infrastructure in order and understands the relationship between the built and the unbuilt environment.”
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107. “Don’t invite me if you don’t want me.”
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108. “It’s no laughing matter being a Republican in these perilous times. Anyone can be a Republican when the stock market is up, but when stocks are selling for no more than they’re worth, I tell you, being a Republican – it’s a sacrifice.”
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109. “People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something to that you can’t please.”
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110. “When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.”
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111. “We are the only nation in the world that waits till we get into a war before we start getting ready for it.”
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112. “The trouble with land is that they’re not making it anymore.”
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113. “We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.”
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114. “Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.”
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115. “Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.”
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116. “There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.”
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117. “The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.”
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118. “You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally – did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?”
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119. “I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money.”
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120. “Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.”
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121. “This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.”
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122. “Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.”
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123. “Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.”
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124. “The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.”
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125. “Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can’t figure out.”
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126. “Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn’t, too.”
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127. “So let’s be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.”
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128. “Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.”
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129. “When you get into trouble 5,000 miles from home, you’ve got to have been looking for it.”
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130. “No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.”
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131. “We don’t know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.”
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132. “Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.”
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133. “A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel.”
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134. “When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that’s all there is to success is satisfaction.”
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135. “We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.”
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136. “Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.”
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137. “I love words but I don’t like strange ones. You don’t understand them and they don’t understand you. Old words is like old friends, you know ’em the minute you see ’em.”
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138. “Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them.”
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139. “A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.”
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140. “There is no income tax in Russia. But there’s no income.”
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141. “The French couldn’t hate us any more unless we helped ’em out in another war.”
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142. “Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it’s not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.”
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143. “Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out.”
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144. “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else, but when it happens to you, why it seems to lose some of its Humor, and if it keeps on happening, why the entire laughter kinder Fades out of it.”
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145. “We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.”
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146. “It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.”
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147. “We are always yapping about the ‘Good Old Days’ and how we look back and enjoy it, but I tell you there is a lot of hooey to it. There is a whole lot of all our past lives that wasn’t so hot.”
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148. “It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.”
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149. “It’s almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.”
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150. “Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoyment.”
— Will Rogers