All Time Famous Woody Harrelson Quotes

Woodrow Tracy Harrelson is an American actor. He is the recipient of various accolades, including a Primetime Emmy Award, in addition to nominations for three Academy Awards and four Golden Globe Awards.

Woody Harrelson Quotes

1. “It’s not who you want to spend Friday night with. It’s who you want to spend all day Saturday with.”
— Woody Harrelson

2. “A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers.”
— Woody Harrelson

3. “It’s not terrible, people telling you you’re great; what’s terrible is when you start believing it.”
— Woody Harrelson

4. “I’ve been vegan for about 10 and a half years. It’s been all good. I’m obviously much healthier.”
— Woody Harrelson

5. “You know you are in love when the two of you can go grocery shopping together.”
— Woody Harrelson

6. “A grownup is a child with layers on.”
— Woody Harrelson

7. “The forests are the lungs of the world. I’ve always believed if you breathe, you’re an environmentalist.”
— Woody Harrelson

8. “We’ve killed a million Iraqis since the start of the Gulf war – mostly by blocking humanitarian aid.”
— Woody Harrelson

9. “Raw food is the best way to have the cleanest energy. We take so much care about what kind of fuel we put in our car, what kind of oil. We care about that sometimes more than the fuel that we’re looking at putting in our bodies. It’s cleaner burning fuel.”
— Woody Harrelson

10. “I love England, the people, the parks, the theatre.”
— Woody Harrelson

11. “I try not to spend too much time with regret, although I wish I’d had more hang time with my dad.”
— Woody Harrelson

12. “It’s an odd beast, fame. It’s got multiple personalities.”
— Woody Harrelson

13. “My main hope for myself is to be where I am.”
— Woody Harrelson

14. “Ive always believed the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.”
— Woody Harrelson

15. “I don’t believe in politics. I’m an anarchist, I guess you could say. I think people could be just fine looking after themselves.”
— Woody Harrelson

16. “I was in a taxi the other night, and we started talking about life and the taxi driver goes, ‘Chaos and creativity go together. If you lose one per cent of your chaos, you lose your creativity.’ I said that’s the most brilliant thing I’ve heard. I needed to hear that years ago.”
— Woody Harrelson

17. “Violence was almost an aphrodisiac for me.”
— Woody Harrelson

18. “I’m not a time person. A watch is not good for me.”
— Woody Harrelson

19. “You have to focus on what you’re passionate about. For me it’s the forests and of course, because I’m concerned about the forests, I’m concerned about the way paper is made.”
— Woody Harrelson

20. “I was a freshman in college in 1980, the year that Reagan was elected, and I went around badgering people to vote for him.”
— Woody Harrelson

21. “This is a racist and imperialist war. The warmongers who stole the White House have hijacked a nation’s grief and turned it into a perpetual war on any non-white country they choose to describe as terrorist.”
— Woody Harrelson

22. “The history taught in our schools is scandalous. We grew up believing that Columbus actually discovered America. We still celebrate Columbus Day. Columbus was after one thing only – gold.”
— Woody Harrelson

23. “I used to have Bible studies at my house. I was in the choir. I was mischievous but also a real mama’s boy. It was a pretty happy childhood.”
— Woody Harrelson

24. “In the courtroom, it’s where a lawyer really becomes an actor. There’s a very fine line between delivering a monologue in a play and delivering a monologue to a jury. I’ve always felt that way – I’ve been in a lot of courtrooms. The best lawyers are really theatrical.”
— Woody Harrelson

25. “I wish I’d done ‘Dumb and Dumber.’ I was offered the part, but I don’t think I’d have been better than Jeff Daniels was. Another film I wish I’d done was ‘Jerry Maguire.’”
— Woody Harrelson

26. “And you call yourselves a bowling alley?”
— Woody Harrelson

27. “The only way to get a serious message across is through comedy.”
— Woody Harrelson

28. “I have a strong spiritual life. I can’t say that I have faith that Jesus is my Savior, but I look at Jesus in the same way that I look at, you know, Mohammed. He was giving everyone the goods. So was Gandhi.”
— Woody Harrelson

29. “The war against terrorism is terrorism.”
— Woody Harrelson

30. “I think my best skill in this whole deal is as a conduit to try to bring people together, because I think it’s in our unity that we’ll have the greatest strength.”
— Woody Harrelson

31. “Since half of all trees cut go to making paper, the only meaningful way to address destruction of our forest is to change the way paper is made.”
— Woody Harrelson

32. “When I was in my twenties and just so sexually prolific, the first time I went to Machu Picchu, this guy, a spiritual teacher, says to me, “When you make love, you must be making love.” I thought that was the greatest advice I had ever heard.”
— Woody Harrelson

33. “If you manage to stop the timber industry from cutting this forest, they’ll cut that forest. If you stop oil drilling here, they’ll go drill there.”
— Woody Harrelson

34. “When you make love, you must be making love.”
— Woody Harrelson

35. “Sometimes I feel people think I live on a commune but I don’t. We are all solar, though. There are no power lines. It’s mostly farmers, so everyone who has tractors uses bio-diesel.”
— Woody Harrelson

36. “I try to apply the organic concept to my clothes and bedding as well. There’s nothing like swimming in organic cotton sheets.”
— Woody Harrelson

37. “When I’m in New York, I bike everywhere. I have a couple of bikes stored over at Ed Norton’s. It’s the only way to go. But in Hawaii, I drive. I have a little Volkswagen Bug, from the ‘Drive it? Hug it?’ phase. I run it on biodiesel.”
— Woody Harrelson

38. “I wrapped a movie called ‘Zombieland,’ in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character. With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie.”
— Woody Harrelson

39. “The state of the health of the individual is equivalent to the state to the health of the colon.”
— Woody Harrelson

40. “The only thing that’s problematic is the constant explaining, the constant need to kind of go, No, I don’t want that because of such and such. I feel like I’m a pain in the ass, and I don’t like being difficult.”
— Woody Harrelson

41. “Two boxes of Step Forward Paper saves one tree – that’s a real stat.”
— Woody Harrelson

42. “When I was in the seventh grade I did a report about the environment and the loss of species. It was supposed to be only a few pages, but ended up being nearly 50.”
— Woody Harrelson

43. “There are a helluva lot more of us who care about our environment in the world than we realize. We’re the majority, and we can do something about that.”
— Woody Harrelson

44. “I think it’s wonderful to be here. And what a beautiful city you have here.”
— Woody Harrelson

45. “The government may change faces from time to time, but it’s not like we fight wars for democracy – we fight wars for capitalism and for oil.”
— Woody Harrelson

46. “Everything I do, I try to think, ‘Okay, what are the ramifications?’ Like, with the clothes I wear, I prefer if it’s grown organically, because cotton – which is what’s used in most clothing – takes up 50 percent of all pesticide use.”
— Woody Harrelson

47. “I think, on a personal level, everybody, when you go through the checkout line after you get your groceries and they say, ‘Paper or plastic?’ We should be saying, ‘Neither one.’ We should have our own cloth bags.”
— Woody Harrelson

48. “There’s just something extraordinary about that Selma Hayek.”
— Woody Harrelson

49. “I remember my first run-in with cops. It took me really getting to hang, well after that, with cops who were cool, and realizing, ‘Okay, there are some bad ones.’ I ran into some bad ones in Columbus, Ohio, but they’re not all bad.”
— Woody Harrelson

50. “I think I’ve been an incredible example to my kids of what not to do.”
— Woody Harrelson

51. “In sixth grade, some kid was being inappropriate with a girl. I said he better stop. Next thing were fighting. Then were at the principals office. I got just as much punishment as he did, even though I felt I did the right thing.”
— Woody Harrelson

52. “I’m not a Twinkie lover. I don’t do sugar or dairy either.”
— Woody Harrelson

53. “Even though there’s an entertainment value to the film, I think it’s very important because you can’t really separate the impact of that political message from it. It’s rare that you get films like that I think; that really have an important message and are also entertaining.”
— Woody Harrelson

54. “I’ve been in so many good movies that I felt like nobody saw; it’s a pretty dreadful feeling.”
— Woody Harrelson

55. “Everything is poisoned, and it’s all poisoned from greed. I think our inability to communicate with each other and everything that’s happening in the world is all a symptom of our greater inability to deal with nature appropriately.”
— Woody Harrelson

56. “So I just took some time off. I was maybe going to do two or three years and it turned into five years. But certainly, I’d say it was the best thing I ever did. And now I come back to this whole thing really energized about it.”
— Woody Harrelson

57. “The giant industries that are polluting our planet as well as violating human rights worldwide are the ones nearest and dearest to the hearts of American politicians.”
— Woody Harrelson

58. “I’m an anarchist and I do think things such as Occupy Wall Street are about getting a little closer to the solution.”
— Woody Harrelson

59. “It’s the best thing going, parenthood.”
— Woody Harrelson

60. “I used to eat burgers and steak, and I would just be knocked out afterward; I had to give it up.”
— Woody Harrelson

61. “And Garrison Keillor I think is a fascinating guy and really entertaining.”
— Woody Harrelson

62. “I’m one of those actors who is going to come in with 2,500 ideas. You can shoot down 2,499, but one of them you’re going to like.”
— Woody Harrelson

63. “We don’t get the greatest tools to deal with anger. It’s like, ‘Hey, count to 10.’ When someone really upsets me, how do I respond? I don’t usually start counting to 10 and breathing deeply.”
— Woody Harrelson

64. “I never was disillusioned with acting because I love acting.”
— Woody Harrelson

65. “With ‘Rampart,’ I read it and I’m like, ‘That’s the best role I’ve ever been offered. Phenomenal.’ But, I was daunted, you know? Like the concept of trying to be a cop. It’s just bizarre, man. Bizarre to even think about.”
— Woody Harrelson

66. “I think I’m probably a better sport. You tend to really just freak when you lose. You have a real hard time with it.”
— Woody Harrelson

67. “You can do a movie and hope it may be great, but until you have seen it, you don’t know. I loved ‘Rampart.’ I love that one called ‘The Hi-Low Country’ that Steven Frears shot.”
— Woody Harrelson

68. “But I just felt at one point that I was on a hamster wheel, you know? Just doing movie after movie and thinking so much about career related things and I think missing out on hanging with my friends and family as much I needed to.”
— Woody Harrelson

69. “I think the world’s still gonna be here in another 10, 20 years. But I’m not feeling great about things ecologically.”
— Woody Harrelson

70. “I related to his disillusionment. Thinking that he was going for this big dream. Then he kind of saw through it all at one point and went back home. Then he started a bender, which I can relate to of course.”
— Woody Harrelson

71. “I do sometimes lecture people about what they’re eating, but that’s only if they ask me.”
— Woody Harrelson

72. “Some people make a great film and then they can’t follow up.”
— Woody Harrelson

73. “Salma is just one of the great goddesses ever put on this Earth.”
— Woody Harrelson

74. “Expectations are pretty tough on relationships.”
— Woody Harrelson

75. “I like crying. And now I not only wanna cry and show my crying to other people, I wanna just split myself down the middle and open my guts and just throw everything out!”
— Woody Harrelson