All Time Famous Yearbook Quotes

A yearbook is a publication, typically produced by a school or college, that commemorates the events and experiences of a particular academic year. It serves as a comprehensive record of the school year, featuring photographs of students, faculty, staff, and various school activities. In addition to photos, yearbooks often include written content such as quotes, captions, and descriptions, capturing the spirit and memories of the school community during that specific year. Yearbooks are commonly distributed to students at the end of the academic year, providing a tangible keepsake for them to remember their time at the institution.

Yearbook Quotes

1. “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.”
— Mark Twain

2. “It’s not enough that I should succeed — others should fail.”
— Kevin Chang

3. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
— Michael Scott

4. “I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”
— Groucho Marx

5. “Cheers to all my haters! Be patient. So much more is coming.”
— Paris Hilton

6. “Who needs a degree when you’re schoolin’ life?”
— Beyoncé

7. “School pictures are everything to me. They’re great practice for the paparazzi.”
— Rachel Berry

8. “Every tongue that rises up against me shall fall!!!!”
— Rihanna

9. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
— Steve Martin

10. “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
— Robin Williams

11. “I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.”

12. “I get butterflies when I think of myself.”

13. “If you like water, you already like 72% of me.”

14. “Hannah Montana says nobody’s perfect, but here I am.”

15. “It will take a nation of millions to hold me back.”

16. “Greg just stole my girl.’ — Everyone”

17. “In this photo, I’m not wearing pants.”

18. “Four year later and I’m still an idiot, thanks for nothing.”

19. “They asked me to write something. So here it is something.”

20. “I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and past. Thank you.”

21. “Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am.”

22. “Whatever it is, I didn’t do it.”

23. “’Put something inspirational.’ — Mom”

24. “Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.”

25. “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
― W.C. Fields

26. “Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.”

27. “I love mankind … it’s people I can’t stand!!”
― Charles M. Schulz

28. “My computer screen is brighter than my future.”

29. “Yes, that is my actual last name.”
— Christopher Gaylord

30. “I’ve been a Ho my whole life.”
— Michelle Ho

31.“I hate my name.”
— Carlos Carlos

32. “No, I did not have a farm.”
— Joe McDonald

33. “I am not Hispanic, I’m Asian.”
— Stacey Nicole Diaz

34. “It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”
― Lewis Carroll

35. “Honestly, I didn’t expect most of you to make it this far.”

36. “This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”
― George V. Higgins

37. “Don’t follow your dreams, follow my Twitter”

38. “Never memorize something that you can look up.”
― Albert Einstein

39. “I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.”

40. “I’m that Nigerian Prince that keeps emailing you.”

41. “Education is important, but big biceps are important.”

42. “Donuts are always the answer.”

43. “If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.”

44. “I want abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.”

45. “The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.”

46. “What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken nugget.”

47. “See kids? I told you I was sexy in high school.”

48. “Trapped in yearbook factory, send help.”

49. “If you’re reading this, future me, put down this book and do something more productive.”

50. “Remember…The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe…eat cake.”

51. “Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
— Doris M. Smith

52. “I did my waiting! 12 years of it! In Azkaban.”
— Sirius Black

53. “A person with a sharp tongue will eventually cut themselves.”
— J. Robson Koenig

54. “Dreams have only one owner at a time. That’s why dreamers are lonely.”
— Erma Bombeck

55. “The important thing to remember is not to forget.”
— Benny Bellamacina

56. “I don’t need a piece of paper saying I succeeded. I just need food.”
— Shane Dawson

57. “The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.”
— Josh Lanyon

58. “Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
— Will Rogers

59. “Dreams don’t work unless you do.”
— John C. Maxwell

60. “An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.”
— Ralph Waldo Emerson

61. “To the window… To the wall…”
— Abbigail and Tory Lewis

62. “My mom should have swallowed me.”
— Ty

63. “When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time.”
— Jenna Allen

64. “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate.”
— Franco Citlalli

65. “The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyoncé.”
— McKenzie Ward

66. “Of course I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.”
— Ian Longley

67. “I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.”
— Damian sparks

68. “I am not Amith. I am a legend.”
— Amith M.

69. “The ‘s’ is silent.”
— Pareekshit Ravi

70. “When life shuts the door, open it back up. That’s how doors work.”
— Diana Lopez

71. “It’s hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male.”
— Zachary Chastain

72. “Master has given Megan a high school diploma, Megan is freeeee!”
— Megan

73. “Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?”
— Jessica Enciso

74. “Education is important but big biceps are importanter.”
— Eric Gomez

75. “That wasn’t like High School Musical at all.”
— Seth Egan

76. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.”
— Plankton

77. “______________ was released from his 4 year sentence.”

78. “I want more Fridays and pancakes.”
— Matthew Garrett

79. “You shall not pass!….But I did.”
— Jucinda

80. “You’re all gonna regret not dating me in high school.”
— Jocelyn Madero

81. “If we’ve laughed too hard, offended too many people—we’ve done it right“
— Alexis Bass

82. “Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.“
— Connor Hart

83. “I’m not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
— Alexis

85. “Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment.”
— Marilynn Dawson

86. “If I can graduate with over 150 absences throughout high school, you can too.”
— Natalie Turk

87. “I cheated on all my exams.”
— Roshan McGuinness

88. “See kids… I told you your mom was hot back in high school.”
— Paulyn Trinh

89. “I’m sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?”
— Victoria DiPaolo

90. “I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles.”
— Jose Alvarez

91. “I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.”
— Omotola Omotinugbon

92. “If you ain’t talking money… I don’t want to talk.”
— Michael and Steven DiBlasi

93. “You can never be overdressed or overeducated.”
— Oscar Wilde

94. “All three years of high school, I had my earphones on, and no one ever knew.”
— Amena Al-shugaa

95. “Anything is possible when you sound caucasian on the phone.”
— Betshina Bernier

96. “… was released from his four-year sentence.”
— Faizon Graham

97. “I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely.”
— Hannah Goldsborough

98. “Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge.”
— E.C. McKenzie

99. “I used to be a straight A student, now I’m not even straight.“
— Martin Sanchez

100. “The difference between try and triumph is a little umph.”
— Marvin Phillips

101. “You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.”
― Jim Carrey

102. “It is difficult to steer a parked car, so get moving.”
― Henrietta Mears

103. “There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.”
― Roger Staubach

104. “Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can.”
― Lowell Thomas