They loom large, like a looming inbox overflowing with emails. But fear not, weary worker! Here’s a dose of funny motivational quotes to tickle your funny bone and remind you that even the most dreadful tasks can be tackled with a smile. After all, laughter is the best medicine (except maybe actual medicine, consult a doctor).
Funny Motivational Quotes For Work
1. “The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it.”
— Steve Jobs (Funny twist: “Or you could just settle for mediocrity. That’s an option too.”)
2. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”
— Will Rogers
3. “I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just extremely productive at unimportant things.”
4. “I’m not late; I’m creatively just in time.”
5. “I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
6. “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
7. “I work well under pressure… when the pressure is off.”
8. “I don’t always tolerate stupid people, but when I do, I’m at work.”
9. “I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.”
10. “I’m not saying I hate my job, but if a zombie apocalypse breaks out, I’m strolling out of here like I’m on a break.”
11. “Teamwork makes the dream work, but a little bit of coffee doesn’t hurt either.”
12. “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
— Douglas Adams
13. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to take the stairs, one step at a time.”
— Joe Girard
14. “I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.”
15. “I don’t need a motivational quote. I need coffee.”
16. “If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”
— Steven Wright
17. “I don’t always have a good idea, but when I do, it’s usually at 2 a.m. and I’m at work.”
18. “I’m not a morning person. I’m barely even a person before noon.”
19. “The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.”
— Walt West
20. “I’m not late, everyone else is just early.”
