The Most Quotable Lines From Step Brothers

“Step Brothers” is a comedy film starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. It revolves around two middle-aged men who become stepbrothers when their single parents marry each other. The movie humorously portrays the clash between the two grown-up, immature, and lazy men who initially dislike each other but eventually form an unlikely bond. It’s known for its absurd humor, outrageous situations, and the comedic chemistry between Ferrell and Reilly.

Step Brothers Quotes

1. “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.”
— Dale Doback

2. “Did we just become best friends?”
— Brennan Huff

3. “Gotta have my boats and hoes!”
— Dale Doback

4. “You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.”
— Dale Doback

5. “You know what gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.”
— Derek

6. “I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I’m smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes, I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and… I just figured it out.”
— Dale Doback

7. “Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.”
— Brennan Huff

8. “You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.”
— Brennan Huff

9. “I’m not great at this Hallmark stuff, but Brennan, when I look at you now, I don’t want to kick you in the head quite as much.”
— Derek

10. “Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!”
— Dale Doback

11. “On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don’t even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.”
— Dale Doback

12. “One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.”
— Dale Doback

13. “Don’t lose your dinosaur.”
— Robert Doback

14. “Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”
— Dale Doback

15. “Get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass.”
— Brennan Huff

16. “Your drumset is a whore! I tea bagged your drumset!”
— Brennan Huff

17. “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!”
— Brennan Huff

18. “Dad, what are you doing? It’s ‘Shark Week’!”
— Dale Doback

19. “I’m fucking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.”
— Dale Doback

20. “Dad, we’re men. That means a few things – we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That’s what we do, and now that is all wrecked.”
— Dale Doback

21. “Brennan, Denise called, and she said she can’t spend New Year’s Eve with you because she’s not your girlfriend, she’s your therapist.”
— Nancy

22. “Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”
— Dale

23. “Listen, I know that we started as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.”
— Brennan

24. “Why are you so sweaty?” — Dale “I was watching cops.”
— Brennan

25. “That’s so funny] The last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.”
— Dale