Humor is a great way to brighten up a day and put things into perspective.
Top 10 Quotes of Humor
1. “I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”
— Rodney Dangerfield
2. “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”
— Thomas Edison
3. “I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.”
— Margaret Thatcher
4. “I can’t believe how much I have learned. And I haven’t even started yet.”
— Tina Fey
5. “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
— Humphrey Bogart
6. “Behind every great man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes.”
— Jim Carrey
7. “I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.”
— Unknown
8. “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
— Bob Hope
9. “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”
— Steven Wright
10. “I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it.”
— Edgar Allan Poe