Wednesday Addams, the iconic dark child of the Addams Family, has captivated audiences for generations with her deadpan humor, morbid outlook, and unwavering devotion to the macabre. Her sharp wit and quotable lines have cemented her place as a pop culture icon, and here are some of her most memorable quotes.
1. “Woe to the Republic.”
— Wednesday Addams
2. “I don’t want to be in the pageant.”
— Wednesday Addams
3. “Nice knife! Can I play autopsy with it?”
— Wednesday Addams
4. “You severely underestimate my apathy.”
— Wednesday Addams
5. “Don’t be a baby. I know what I’m doing. [She levels a crossbow.]”
— Wednesday Addams
6. “We don’t hug.”
— Wednesday Addams
7. “I’m not perky.”
— Wednesday Addams
8. “So, I’ll have to prove my power.”
— Wednesday Addams
9. “Oh, villain, villain; smiling damn villain.”
— Wednesday Addams
10. [holding up devil puppet] “Hello Polly, I’ll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul.”
— Wednesday Addams
11. “Hurrah! Justice is served. Bring forward the evil one.”
— Wednesday Addams
12. “Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, and the Aristotelian unities.”
— Wednesday Addams
13. “Pugsley, the baby weighs ten pounds, the cannonball weighs twenty pounds. Which will hit the stone first?”
— Wednesday Addams
14. “This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.”
— Wednesday Addams
15. “If I wanted to kill my husband, I’d do it, and I wouldn’t get caught.”
— Wednesday Addams
16. “Are they [the cookies] made from real Girl Scouts?”
— Wednesday Addams
17. “How all occasions do inform against me and spur my dull revenge. Oh, from this time forth, my thoughts be bloody or nothing worth. If I must strike you dead, I will.”
— Wednesday Addams
18. “Come, sorrow; we welcome thee. Let us join in grief, rejoice in despair, and honor the fortunate dead.”
— Wednesday Addams
19. “Everyone knows it when you have a new baby, one of the other children has to die.”
— Wednesday Addams
20. “Do you believe in evil?”
— Wednesday Addams
21. [In response to, “How do I look?”] “Disturbing.”
— Wednesday Addams
22. “I hate everything.”
— Wednesday Addams
23. “Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.”
— Wednesday Addams
24. “Be afraid. Be very afraid.”
— Wednesday Addams
25. “[In response to, “Are they dead?”] “Does it matter?”
— Wednesday Addams
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