“Go the F*** to Sleep” is a humorous bedtime book written by Adam Mansbach, illustrated by Ricardo Cortés. The book uses profanity in a comedic way to express the frustration and exhaustion that parents often feel when trying to get their children to go to sleep. Here are a few quotes from the book.

Go The F To Sleep Book Quotes

1. “I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying. Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.”

2. “All the kids from daycare are in dreamland.
The froggie has made his last leap.
Hell no you can’t go to the bathroom.
You know where you can go?
The f**k to sleep.”

3. “All the kids from day care are in dreamland. The froggie has made his last leap. Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The fuck to sleep.”

4. “The cats nestle close to their kittens,
The lambs have lain down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the fuck to sleep.”

5. “The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
And the creatures who crawl, run, and creep.
I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying.
Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.”