Woodrow Wilson Paige Jr. is a sports columnist for The Gazette, author, and a panelist on the ESPN talk show Around the Horn. He was a columnist for The Denver Post for 35 years, and co-host of Cold Pizza and its spin-off show 1st and 10 until November 2006, when it was announced that Paige would return to the Post.

Woody Paige Quotes

1. “Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she’s not coming back.”
— Woody Paige

2. “Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.”
— Woody Paige

3. “Life isn’t a cabaret. It’s a dive bar.”
— Woody Paige

4. “My workout philosophy is; no pain, no pain.”
— Woody Paige

5. “Because of television, sports columnists have become personalities. I went to a party [during Super Bowl week] and there must have been 500 people who wanted to talk to me because they saw me on TV. I’ve become sort of the Soupy Sales character on TV, and people do not really know me as a writer.”
— Woody Paige