Wednesday Addams, the iconic dark child of the Addams Family, has captivated audiences for generations with her deadpan humor, morbid outlook, and unwavering devotion to the macabre. Her sharp wit and quotable lines have cemented her place as a pop culture icon, and here are some of her most memorable quotes.

Wednesday Addams Quotes

1. “Woe to the Republic.”
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2. “I don’t want to be in the pageant.”
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3. “Nice knife! Can I play autopsy with it?”
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4. “You severely underestimate my apathy.”
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5. “Don’t be a baby. I know what I’m doing. [She levels a crossbow.]”
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6. “We don’t hug.”
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7. “I’m not perky.”
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8. “So, I’ll have to prove my power.”
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9. “Oh, villain, villain; smiling damn villain.”
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10. [holding up devil puppet] “Hello Polly, I’ll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul.”
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11. “Hurrah! Justice is served. Bring forward the evil one.”
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12. “Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, and the Aristotelian unities.”
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13. “Pugsley, the baby weighs ten pounds, the cannonball weighs twenty pounds. Which will hit the stone first?”
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14. “This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.”
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15. “If I wanted to kill my husband, I’d do it, and I wouldn’t get caught.”
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16. “Are they [the cookies] made from real Girl Scouts?”
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17. “How all occasions do inform against me and spur my dull revenge. Oh, from this time forth, my thoughts be bloody or nothing worth. If I must strike you dead, I will.”
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18. “Come, sorrow; we welcome thee. Let us join in grief, rejoice in despair, and honor the fortunate dead.”
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19. “Everyone knows it when you have a new baby, one of the other children has to die.”
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20. “Do you believe in evil?”
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21. [In response to, “How do I look?”] “Disturbing.”
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22. “I hate everything.”
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23. “Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.”
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24. “Be afraid. Be very afraid.”
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25. “[In response to, “Are they dead?”] “Does it matter?”
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