Ditch the stapler in your brain – work shouldn’t be torture! Unleash your inner office ninja with tips to slay deadlines, dodge pointless meetings, and master the art of the perfect coffee break. We’ll have you laughing at the corner office (or at least the free snacks). Warning: side effects may include increased productivity and uncontrollable dance moves.

Work Quotes Funny

1. “The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.”
— Vidal Sassoon

2. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”
— Edgar Bergen

3. “I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
— Bill Gates

4. “The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.”
— Unknown

5. “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
— Unknown

6. “I’m not late, I’m creatively just- in time.”
— Unknown

7. “I thought I wanted a career, but it turns out I just wanted a paycheck.”
— Unknown

8. “The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.”
— Lily Tomlin

9. “I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just extremely productive at unimportant things.”
— Unknown

10. “I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.”
— Unknown